Subversive Cross Stitch - The Majority of The American People Aren't Assholes: Deluxe Kit - Pisgah Needleworks
Subversive Cross Stitch - The Majority of The American People Aren't Assholes: Deluxe Kit - Pisgah Needleworks
Subversive Cross Stitch - The Majority of The American People Aren't Assholes: Deluxe Kit - Pisgah Needleworks
Subversive Cross Stitch - The Majority of The American People Aren't Assholes: Deluxe Kit - Pisgah Needleworks
Subversive Cross Stitch - The Majority of The American People Aren't Assholes: Deluxe Kit - Pisgah Needleworks
Subversive Cross Stitch - The Majority of The American People Aren't Assholes: Deluxe Kit - Pisgah Needleworks

Subversive Cross Stitch The Majority of The American People Aren't Assholes Deluxe Kit

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Sharp humor meets modern stitching with this deluxe cross stitch kit from Subversive Cross Stitch. Featuring the memorable Jon Stewart quote, “The Majority of The American People Aren't Assholes,” this project blends wit, honesty, and contemporary cross stitch style into one conversation-starting design.

Perfect for stitchers who appreciate a little sarcasm with their crafting, this deluxe kit includes everything needed to get started right away. Whether you’re stitching for yourself or creating a hilarious handmade gift, this project offers a satisfying and approachable stitching experience.

The finished design fits beautifully into modern décor, offices, craft rooms, or gallery walls filled with personality.

Deluxe Kit Includes:

  • Cross stitch fabric
  • Embroidery thread
  • Full-color pattern
  • Instructions
  • Two needles
  • Embroidery hoop

Additional Details:

  • Finished design size on 14-count fabric: 4.36" x 6"
  • Deluxe kit format
  • Gold frame not included

Perfect for:

  • Fans of snarky cross stitch
  • Modern and contemporary stitchers
  • Beginner to intermediate cross stitchers
  • Handmade gifts with personality
  • Craft room décor
  • Relaxing projects with humor

Available now at Pisgah Needleworks in Downtown Elkin and online at pisgahneedleworks.com.

Refunds and Returns

We accept returns within 14 days of purchase for unused and unopened items in their original packaging.
International orders (outside the United States), custom, personalized, cut fabric, and clearance items are final sale.

For online orders, please contact us before sending any return at cs@pisgahneedleworks.com. Customers are responsible for return shipping unless the item arrived damaged or in error. Refunds are issued to the original form of payment once the return is received and inspected. A 10% restock fee will be applied to cover the cost associated with the original sale. Shipping fees are not refundable.

If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, notify us within 7 days and we’ll make it right.
Gift certificates and digital downloads are non-refundable.

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