Subversive Cross Stitch Pennies Have Been Discontinued Deluxe Cross Stitch Kit
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Remember when people used to offer a penny for your thoughts? Apparently, inflation has finally caught up with that expression.
The Pennies Have Been Discontinued Deluxe Cross Stitch Kit from Subversive Cross Stitch delivers a wonderfully sarcastic message wrapped in the charming appearance of a traditional needlework sampler.
The design reads, "I put the no in I'll let you know," surrounded by a delicate floral border in red, green, and warm golden tones. It's the sort of cross stitch that looks perfectly at home in an ornate antique frame, at least until someone stops to read it.
Created for Subversive Cross Stitch by Mr. Stevers, this design celebrates the fine art of declining invitations without actually declining them. It's especially appropriate for anyone who has perfected the polite smile, the noncommittal answer, and the graceful disappearance.
The deluxe kit includes fabric, embroidery thread, a full-color pattern, instructions, two needles, and an embroidery hoop. Everything needed for the stitching is provided, making it a convenient project for experienced stitchers and newcomers who appreciate a little sarcasm with their needlework.
Once completed, display it in your home, hang it in your office, or give it to someone whose favorite response to an invitation is a carefully worded maybe.
Sometimes a handmade gift says what everyone else is thinking.
Product Details
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Brand: Subversive Cross Stitch
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Design Name: Pennies Have Been Discontinued
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Designer: Mr. Stevers, for Subversive Cross Stitch
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Product Type: Deluxe Counted Cross Stitch Kit
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Design Text: "I put the no in I'll let you know"
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Theme: Sarcasm, Humor, Funny Sayings
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Style: Traditional Floral Sampler with Modern Humor
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Design Features: Decorative red border, floral accents, and stitched lettering
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Skill Level: Suitable for beginners and experienced stitchers
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Included: Complete cross stitch kit
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Gold Frame: Not included
The manufacturer has not provided the fabric count or finished design dimensions for this particular kit.
What's Included in the Deluxe Kit?
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Cross stitch fabric
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Embroidery thread
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Full-color cross stitch pattern
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Stitching instructions
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Two needles
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Embroidery hoop
Please Note: Packaging and kit-content photographs are representative examples. Your kit will contain the Pennies Have Been Discontinued pattern shown in the main product photograph. The ornate gold frame is for display purposes only and is not included.
What Makes This Design Special?
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A perfectly sarcastic message: "I put the no in I'll let you know" captures the art of politely avoiding commitments.
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Traditional sampler styling: Decorative floral details and a classic border give the design an old-fashioned appearance.
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A clever contrast: The sweet, vintage-inspired presentation makes the contemporary humor even more entertaining.
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Designed by Mr. Stevers: An original design created for Subversive Cross Stitch.
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Complete deluxe kit: Includes the fabric, thread, pattern, instructions, needles, and hoop needed to complete the stitching.
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A conversation starter: An amusing addition to an office, craft room, hallway, or gallery wall.
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An entertaining handmade gift: Particularly appropriate for introverts, homebodies, and anyone who prefers to keep their social calendar flexible.
The Art of Saying Maybe
There's something wonderfully satisfying about traditional needlework that refuses to behave traditionally.
Subversive Cross Stitch has built its reputation on pairing familiar stitching techniques with unexpected messages. This design is a particularly good example, combining the appearance of an heirloom sampler with a sentiment that feels entirely contemporary.
It's polite. It's decorative. And it's absolutely not a commitment.