Deluxe Cross Stitch Kit – “Not Today, Satan” Funny Beginner Pattern - Pisgah Needleworks
Deluxe Cross Stitch Kit – “Not Today, Satan” Funny Beginner Pattern - Pisgah Needleworks
Deluxe Cross Stitch Kit – “Not Today, Satan” Funny Beginner Pattern - Pisgah Needleworks

Deluxe Cross Stitch Kit – “Not Today, Satan” Funny Beginner Pattern

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Keep the bad vibes at bay with this snarky cross stitch kit featuring the phrase “Not Today, Satan.” Equal parts sass and charm, this project makes a hilarious gift or bold piece of décor for anyone who likes their stitching with a side of attitude.

The deluxe kit has everything you need: fabric, thread, full-color pattern, two needles, a hoop, and easy-to-follow instructions. It’s quick enough for beginners and fun for experienced stitchers looking for a cheeky, satisfying project. Stitch it, frame it, and hang it where temptation lurks.

  • Finished design size on 14-count material: approx. 4.36" x 4.57"

  • Gold frame not included

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For online orders, please contact us before sending any return at cs@pisgahneedleworks.com. Customers are responsible for return shipping unless the item arrived damaged or in error. Refunds are issued to the original form of payment once the return is received and inspected.

If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, notify us within 7 days and we’ll make it right.
Gift certificates and digital downloads are non-refundable.

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Beautiful fabric and exactly what I needed for my next project. Will be ordering again!

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