Deluxe Cross Stitch Kit – “If At First You Don’t Succeed… It’s Only Attempted Murder”
Dark humor meets playful stitching in this cheeky kit featuring the phrase: “If at First You Don’t Succeed… It’s Only Attempted Murder.” Accented with skulls, vines, and stitched in bold black, green, and purple floss, this design is as hilarious as it is eye-catching.
Each deluxe kit includes everything you need — fabric, floss, full-color pattern, hoop, two needles, and easy-to-follow instructions. Designed by Mr. Stevers for Subversive Cross Stitch, this project is approachable for beginners and still a quick, satisfying stitch for experienced crafters. Perfect for gifting, or for adding a wickedly funny touch to your own décor.
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Finished size on 14-count fabric varies by design (materials included)
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Gold frame not included
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