Subversive Cross Stitch Festive As F*ck Deluxe Cross Stitch Kit

Some people celebrate the holidays with tasteful decorations, quiet carols, and a little understated elegance. Others prefer to announce their Christmas spirit with a few well-chosen expletives.

The **Festive As F*ck Deluxe Cross Stitch Kit from Subversive Cross Stitch** is made for the second group.

At first glance, this design looks like a sweet, traditional Christmas sampler. There's a charming little house, decorated Christmas trees, and a festive red-and-green border. But right in the middle, stitched in bold lettering, is a holiday greeting that leaves absolutely no doubt about your enthusiasm for the season.

It's the perfect combination of old-fashioned needlework and thoroughly modern humor. The contrast between the traditional Christmas imagery and the decidedly untraditional message is what makes this design so much fun.

This deluxe kit includes the materials you need to get stitching, including fabric, thread, a full-color pattern, instructions, two needles, and an embroidery hoop. The design is stitched on 14-count fabric, with a finished design area of approximately 4.07" × 5.07", making it suitable for a standard 5" × 7" frame.

Display your finished piece among your Christmas decorations, give it to a friend with a similarly irreverent sense of humor, or hang it somewhere that will make holiday visitors do a double take.

Because sometimes the most wonderful time of the year deserves a little profanity.

Product Details

• Brand: Subversive Cross Stitch

• Design: Festive As F*ck

• Product Type: Deluxe Counted Cross Stitch Kit

• Theme: Christmas, Holiday Humor, Sarcastic Sayings

• Fabric Count: 14-Count

• Design Area: 4.07" × 5.07"

• Suggested Frame Size: 5" × 7"

• Design Features: Christmas trees, holiday house, decorative border, and humorous lettering

• Style: Traditional Sampler with Irreverent Humor

• Skill Level: Suitable for beginners and experienced cross stitchers

• Language: Contains adult language

What's Included in the Deluxe Kit?

• 14-count cross stitch fabric

• Embroidery thread

• Full-color cross stitch pattern

• Stitching instructions

• Two needles

• Embroidery hoop

Please Note: Packaging and kit-content photographs are representative examples. Your kit will contain the Festive As Fck* design shown in the main product image. The decorative frame pictured is not listed among the included kit contents.

What Makes This Design Special?

• Traditional Christmas imagery with a twist: A festive sampler featuring decorated trees, a little house, and a cheerful holiday border.

• Classic Subversive Cross Stitch humor: Combines the familiar look of vintage needlework with a wonderfully inappropriate holiday message.

• Complete deluxe kit: Includes fabric, thread, pattern, instructions, needles, and an embroidery hoop.

• Beginner-friendly format: The 14-count fabric and included instructions make this an approachable project for newer stitchers.

• Convenient finished size: The design fits a standard 5" × 7" frame for easy seasonal display.

• A memorable handmade gift: Especially appropriate for friends who appreciate sarcasm, profanity, and unconventional Christmas decorations.

• A conversation starter: Looks like a traditional holiday sampler until someone actually reads it.

A Little Holiday Mischief

Subversive Cross Stitch takes the familiar art of counted cross stitch and gives it a decidedly less traditional personality. The result is needlework that can be funny, unexpected, and occasionally a little shocking.

*Festive As F*ck* is a perfect example. It has all the charm of a handmade Christmas decoration, with just enough attitude to keep things interesting.