Subversive Cross Stitch All I Want for Christmas Is My Back to Stop Hurting Deluxe Cross Stitch Kit

Forget the two front teeth. At this point, a Christmas miracle would be waking up without something hurting.

The All I Want for Christmas Is My Back to Stop Hurting Deluxe Cross Stitch Kit from Subversive Cross Stitch puts a hilariously relatable spin on a familiar holiday wish.

Designed by Mr. Stevers, this cross stitch features the words "All I Want for Christmas Is My Back to Stop Hurting" surrounded by a traditional geometric border in soft blues and greens. The result looks like a charming, old-fashioned holiday sampler until you read the message.

It's a little bit festive, a little bit sarcastic, and probably more relatable than most of us would care to admit.

This deluxe kit includes everything needed for stitching: fabric, embroidery thread, a full-color pattern, instructions, two needles, and an embroidery hoop. It's a fun seasonal project for stitchers who appreciate traditional needlework with a thoroughly modern sense of humor.

Display your finished piece among your Christmas decorations, hang it in your craft room, or give it to someone who has reached the age when getting out of a chair requires a little planning.

After all, sometimes the best Christmas present isn't something under the tree. It's a heating pad and a good night's sleep.

Product Details

• Brand: Subversive Cross Stitch

• Design: All I Want for Christmas Is My Back to Stop Hurting

• Designer: Mr. Stevers, for Subversive Cross Stitch

• Product Type: Deluxe Counted Cross Stitch Kit

• Theme: Christmas, Holiday Humor, Sarcasm

• Design Style: Traditional Sampler with Contemporary Humor

• Design Colors: Soft blue, teal, green, and dark lettering

• Design Features: Geometric holiday-inspired border surrounding a humorous Christmas saying

• Included: Fabric, thread, full-color pattern, instructions, two needles, and embroidery hoop

• Gold Frame: Not included

Finished design dimensions and fabric count have not been provided by the manufacturer.

What's Included in the Deluxe Kit?

• Cross stitch fabric

• Embroidery thread

• Full-color cross stitch pattern

• Stitching instructions

• Two needles

• Embroidery hoop

Please Note: Additional kit photographs may show representative packaging and contents. Your kit will contain the All I Want for Christmas Is My Back to Stop Hurting design pictured in the main product photograph. The decorative gold frame is not included.

What Makes This Design Special?

• A Christmas wish for grown-ups: A funny, familiar sentiment that gets more relatable with every passing year.

• Classic sampler styling: The symmetrical geometric border gives the finished project a traditional needlework appearance.

• A softer holiday palette: Muted blues and greens offer a refreshing alternative to conventional red-and-green Christmas designs.

• Designed by Mr. Stevers: Created for Subversive Cross Stitch, known for its unexpected take on traditional needlework.

• Complete deluxe kit: Fabric, thread, instructions, pattern, needles, and hoop are all included.

• A memorable handmade gift: Particularly entertaining for friends, family members, and fellow stitchers who understand the occasional aches and pains of adulthood.

• Seasonal decorating with personality: A humorous addition to a Christmas gallery wall, craft room, or holiday display.

A Different Kind of Christmas Wish

There comes a point when the Christmas wish list starts looking a little different. Comfortable shoes, a good pillow, and an uninterrupted night's sleep suddenly sound better than just about anything else.

Subversive Cross Stitch captures that sentiment perfectly, pairing the appearance of a traditional holiday sampler with a message that might earn a laugh and a knowing nod.

It's festive, funny, and just a little too accurate.