Deluxe Cross Stitch Kit – “Not Today, Satan” Funny Beginner Pattern
Keep the bad vibes at bay with this snarky cross stitch kit featuring the phrase “Not Today, Satan.” Equal parts sass and charm, this project makes a hilarious gift or bold piece of décor for anyone who likes their stitching with a side of attitude.
The deluxe kit has everything you need: fabric, thread, full-color pattern, two needles, a hoop, and easy-to-follow instructions. It’s quick enough for beginners and fun for experienced stitchers looking for a cheeky, satisfying project. Stitch it, frame it, and hang it where temptation lurks.
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Finished design size on 14-count material: approx. 4.36" x 4.57"
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Gold frame not included
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