Subversive Cross Stitch - Not Today, Satan: Deluxe Kit - Pisgah Needleworks
Subversive Cross Stitch - Not Today, Satan: Deluxe Kit - Pisgah Needleworks
Subversive Cross Stitch - Not Today, Satan: Deluxe Kit - Pisgah Needleworks
Subversive Cross Stitch - Not Today, Satan: Deluxe Kit - Pisgah Needleworks
Subversive Cross Stitch - Not Today, Satan: Deluxe Kit - Pisgah Needleworks
Subversive Cross Stitch - Not Today, Satan: Deluxe Kit - Pisgah Needleworks

Deluxe Cross Stitch Kit – “Not Today, Satan” Funny Beginner Pattern

$25.00
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Keep the bad vibes at bay with this snarky cross stitch kit featuring the phrase “Not Today, Satan.” Equal parts sass and charm, this project makes a hilarious gift or bold piece of décor for anyone who likes their stitching with a side of attitude.

The deluxe kit has everything you need: fabric, thread, full-color pattern, two needles, a hoop, and easy-to-follow instructions. It’s quick enough for beginners and fun for experienced stitchers looking for a cheeky, satisfying project. Stitch it, frame it, and hang it where temptation lurks.

  • Finished design size on 14-count material: approx. 4.36" x 4.57"

  • Gold frame not included

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  • Orders ship within 1–2 business days
  • Standard U.S. delivery: 3–5 business days
  • Local pickup available in Elkin, NC
  • Tracking provided on all orders

Returns

  • 30-day return window
  • Items must be unused and in original packaging
  • Custom/personalized items are non-refundable
  • Contact us at cs@pisgahneedleworks.com to start a return
Embroidery hoop with colorful bird and floral design, held by a hand, with embroidery thread and pattern book in the background.

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★★★★★

Beautiful fabric and exactly what I needed for my next project. Will be ordering again!

Emily R
Elkin, NC
★★★★★

Josh and Erin really know their stuff! Great kits and fast shipping!

David M.
Youngsville, NC
★★★★★

The supplies are excellent quality and make my projects look professional.

Rachel K.
Knoxville, TN
★★★★★

This kit was perfect for a beginner like me. I’m already planning my next order.

Allison B.
Roanoke, VA
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